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WELCOME, and good day to you babes:)

thequeen

gohshanggeok


loves to be emoz.

loves to be low-budget-high-end style,
even though i truly want to be a high end queen.
i can only afford to be high end when i get my pay.

loves to take 564216834days to complete a set of drama.

sorry for not picking up calls and replying to smses sometimes.
sorry guys.
really didnt mean it.

i'll hang my phone high up on my freaking neck and feel every single vibration that comes from the call/sms.
and will reply promptly.

im sorry for all the things that ive done to make my friends worry.
im thankful ive got all my lovely friends.
no more tokyo drifts forever.
no more.

am in love with online shopping recently.

buy me the whole of livejournal,
will you?

pretty please?


and buy me some happiness,
that comes with love,
and a bed of roses.

PRETTY PREETY PLEASE?


and im so desperately in need of money that im willing to....
spend all your extra cash for you.



WHATEVER.
just shut up,
put your criticisms aside,

AND READ.

LURBES:))


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Monday, February 05, 2007

heyyo~!

this is my 100th post~!


:D





like finally.


still remembered when i told qian that i wanted to start a new blog,


she was like,


''again?!''


i bet u cant last for for the a few months.


its only 3 fen zhong re du.





rah.





hope this blog can survive til my 200th, 300th, or even 400th posts~!








okays.


want to share with u guys something hilarious.


i talked to jon on msn a few days ago,


i think its ytd?


and i found him super funny and entertaining that night.


haha~





and we thought of some plans for those who are single and poor out there during this vday..





hmm~


here it goes.


:)








if you've got no dates this vday,


its okay.


dont fret.


we've got the right solutions for you.





think its perfectly fine to stay and home and rot during this vday?


NO ITS NOT!





dont worry.


you've got lots of potential dates around you.


they are all around.


its just that you dont see them.


u can have lots of imaginary gfs or bfs.


:)


for example,


mr jon alrdy his rachel on his top fave list,


and the ongoing ones are


joanne


nuradiya


saraswati


kellyn


and even kimono girl~!





hmmm,


for me im not so much of a flirt,


so i will just stick to my non-imaginary good friend out there.


whahaha.








its okay.


if you dont want something so unreal,


theres another alternative way out for you.


dont fret.





you can join online web chats or play online games,


and find any girl/guy character that you fancy and pretend that he/she is your vday date!


who knows,


you might bump into some hardcore np online gamers like your good friend,


mr zension.





so what are you waiting for?


FASTER LOG IN~!


they are all waiting for you!








okay if youre really poor and desperately in need of cash,


vday is a good day to make some bucks.





take a walk down orchard road and you will nvr fail to see lots of couples holding hands, being lovey dovey in public.


maybe u can approach them and ask them,


'' how would you feel if your boyfriend is gay?''





and wait for the boyfriend to trash you up.





dingdongdingdong~!


and you can sue them for assault~!


and get a thick wad of cash in your pockets!





provided that you've already partnered up with your friend.


so that when you get beaten up by the boyfriend,


you friend can hide in a corner and flim it all up,


and you will be able to produce concrete evidence and threaten them for a lump sum of money.


wahahah.





but sad to say,


ive alrdy partnered up with jon.


70-30.


so too bad.





okay.


if youre hungry, poor and lonely this vday,


we've got the perfect answer for you.


you can call up pizzahut and order a super generous serving of hawaiian/supreme chicken pizza,


and wait patiently for the pizzahut man to arrive.


the main thing is not abt the pizza that youre ordering,


the main point is the BIKE that the pizzahut man is driving.


when the pizzahut man reaches your house,


i tell you.


grab the pizzas,


and kidnap him,


and keep the bike.


and sell off the bike.





in this way,


youve got your delicious pizza~


youve got lots of cash from selling the bike~


and most importantly,


youve got another lonely soul (the pizzahut man) to acc you~


ALL ON VDAY!


how good is that?


whahaha.





but unfortunately,


if youre thinking of asking me to partner with you to help you,


its too bad too.


cus my partner in crime is jon again.


70-30.








okay last option for you lonely souls out


if it doesnt interest you then ive no choice loh.





if youre like me,

a born natural pathetic soul,

maybe you can take a picture in the same style as me,





and according to jon it looks like a poster for some ''stop abuse at home'' campaign.
so maybe i can submit my photo to related organizations and maybe i will get some cash for the pic,
and some cash for my copyrighted pic.

or theres an even easier way out.
i can find myself a sugar daddy,
and show him my pathetic photo,
maybe he will take pity on me and give me,
lets say,
a stack of $50000000 cash.
cold hard cash.

WHOO.
how cool is that?




so with all these,
i wish you guys out there a very early happy vday~!

cause i dont think i will be blogging til my exams are over.
yup.

and ohya before i forgot,
gilbert's bday is on 11/02.
so an early happy bday to him too.
whahah.

but i dont think he will see this,
and im perfectly fine with it.


hahah madness.
okay i shall go and study now.

and i hope i will be braver.
steph was brave today.


okay bye.

love you guys .

yours truly;
whiteorchids.
11:59 PM